Tijah budak kampong tp bekerja di Kuala Lumpur –
biasalh bila sudah duduk ‘ town’ – mula lh lupa asal usul…Pakaian seksi maut,
bercinta plak dgn lelaki mat saleh, kehulu kehilir menayangkan borfriendnya yg
bermata biru. ..
Punyalh eksyennye si Tijah sehinggalah satu hari
dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris td dgn wanita lain lebih cantik dan jauh lebih
bergaya dari dia…
3 hari 3 malam si Tijah ni menangis teresak-esak
mengenangkan kecurangan boyfriendnye. Pada malam ke-4, Tijah mengambil sehelai
kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dengan lelaki mat
saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya…
Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah Binti
Kulup Kecil yg berjaya “dicuri”…
Mike,
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I
clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you n she walk-walk together at town
with eyes my self. You grab hand she…
You always ask for apology back-back. I don’t trust
you again !!... You are really crocodile land…
My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I
think my friend lie me but now I know you correct-correct play wood three. So I
break connection to pull my body from this love triangle…
I know this result I pick is very correct because
You love she very high from me. So I cut this connection to go far from here. I
don’t want you to play-play with my liver…
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking
about you. I don’t want banana to fruit
two times…
Safe Walk,
Tijah